It’s days like today that make me wish I had started one of those snarky anonymous blogs. Then I could talk a lot of smack about some folks I witnessed or experienced today in the library. This is not the home of snarky anonymity—so I’ll just make a few pithy statements and leave the rest to your imagination.

  • When he started shouting about pirates I just thought dude was on acid… turns out he wasn’t.
  • Who sits in a library and eats jars of condiments?
  • Jimmy Carter, not George W. Bush. Totally different presidents, I swear.
  • I actually don’t know why anyone would smuggle paper towels out of the library.